Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Rumor: Duke Requires All Photographers To Take This Picture

(Grant Halverson - who is welcome to come back/Getty Images)

Sources close to T.A.H. (geographically) swear up and down on the cherished 18k gold Rameses necklace that he/she wears 24-7, that Duke head coach Mike Krzcygvd3ki has ordered the Blue Devils’ athletic department to only issue press credentials to photographers who agree to take this photo that we have all seen ONE MILLION times. 

This latest version is from last night and shows the Crazies heckling Clemson's K.J. McDaniels. 

Failure to do so will lead to a lifetime ban from C.I.S. (Cameron Indoor Stadium).  

According to that same source, the word “cis” means “old, poorly-lit, smelly, cramped space” in several ancient languages.

*Items in italics may not be true. 

No comments:

Post a Comment

Blog Archive