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NEWLY-DECORATED GOLDEN DOME IN SOUTH BEND |
Those same sources (for even a smaller fee) now claim that
the ACC is in meetings contemplating another name change to take effect when
Notre Dame officially becomes a member of what used to be known as the Atlantic
Coast Confernce.
The new(est) name for the seemingly ever-expanding
conference that once was home to a mere eight schools located in North
Carolina, Virginia, Maryland and South Carolina is rumored to be the Atlantic
Mountain East Coast Midwest Conference or the A(ME)C(M)C.
“Well, like everything we do,” (allegedly) said Commissioner
John Swofford, “this makes perfect sense. A(ME)C(M)E kind of rolls of the tongue,
doesn’t it?”
Further clamor in cyberspace suggest there was a move to
include the words “Catholic,” “Indiana,” "Golden Dome" and “Leprechaun” in the conference name,
but Swofford (allegedly) denied that (allegedly) saying, “We wanted the name to
be geographically specific and leave the door open for further expansion in
case an Ohio State or Florida or Baylor or Nebraska wants to come join us in the future. We've completely ruled out West Coast teams...for now.”
“The S.E.C. being the South Eastern Conference and having a
team from Texas, which is Midwest to some and Southwest to others, is
ridiculous, borderline stupid, if you ask me,” (allegedly) scoffed Swofford
mocking his football-heavy rivals to the south.
*Items in italics may not be true.
*Items in italics may not be true.
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