Things That Make You Go...

Hmmm...

(AP Photo)

Here are just a few of the monikers bestowed on the odd little critter Malachy who won Best In Show the other night at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in NYC:  Fur-ruffled Roomba, alien footstoo, full-size Tribble, lovable lint trap, 12 lbs dust mop, Carrot Top’s head in a neutral color palette, impossible inbred spawn of wolves, animated wigstand, crotch sniffing tuffet and “The tangled hair wad in the garbage can after your girlfriend cleans her hairbrush? If that thing sprouted legs."  

And the best comment from spence900 @El_Gato  via Gawker: “I can't even look at that picture without hearing Fred Willard rambling about how you can wash your car with one of these.”