Pictures Of The Day

Fred Couples of the USA plays his tee shot at the par 4, 8th hole during the second round of the 2012 Omega Dubai Desert Classic on the Majilis Course at the Emirates Golf Club on February 10, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)

What the hell are these people doing?  According to Sports Illustrated, this is PA Flyers defensemen (whatever that is) Kimmo Timonen (not from around here) knocking the net (whatever that is, we don’t SEE any FISH?) on top of his goalie (Ehhhh?) Sergei Bobrovsky (Rooskie? Moose and squirrel?) during their game with the Toronto Maple Leafs (Leafs? Really?).  Like we said, who the hell knows? (Chris Szagola/Cal Sport Media)