Truly Idiotic PSU Scandal Quote Of The Day

HEY MOM! I CAUGHT THE AMBULANCE!!
WHAT'S A PEDOPHILE ANYWAY?
AM I ON TV YET?

“Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills. Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”

-- Pennsylvania attorney Karl Rominger explaining “hypothetically” why someone, not his client Jerry Sandusky mind you, would take a shower with a young boy.

(Editor’s note: We have lots of friends who are attorneys and all of them surely want to throttle this guy for further contributing to the stereotype that some barristers are willing to make any excuse for any heinous behavior in search of 15 minutes of fame or a pay day.  Rominger’s comments, beside being ridiculous, further demean the alleged victims and are offensive at best.  As my very same lawyer buddies like to say “you can’t polish a t*rd.”  Oh, but this Rominger fellow and the lead attorney Joeseph “I Married A Minor And Now The Rest Of The World Wishes She Were An Ax Murderer” Amendola are determined to keep trying. Jeez...pass the damn soap, we feel dirty just thinking about these creeps.  Oh, and here is his email address -- karl@romingerlaw.com -- if you want to drop him a line and tell him what a MORON he is...)