Thursday, November 10, 2011

How (Not) To Fire Your Head Coach?

Have a courier take him a letter asking him to call the office.

Have the answering say the following:

Our regular office hours are from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Please leave a message at the tone unless you are Joe Paterno. If you are Joe Paterno please press 1.

When 1 is pressed: A loud voice says “YOU’RE FIRED.”

Nice, Penn State, NICE!

Look the swarm of media and Penn State’s board of directors desire to act immediately made firing Paterno tricky at best.  That said, do you really s***-can your all-time head coach over the phone?

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