Dear Mr. Snyder

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Dear Mr. Snyder:

PLEASE don’t.

We know you have been leaving football decisions up to Bruce “The Future Definitely Is Not Now” Allen and head coach Mike Shenanigan-han, but please don’t let them haul another journeyman/washed-up QB off the NFL JUNK HEAP.

PLEASE.

Haven’t we been tortured enough?

Sincerely,

Your Loyal Fan