Thursday, October 27, 2011

Latest North Carolina Recruit Can Actually Fly

(Carlos Osorio/AP via SI Snapshot)
Always determined to keep his North Carolina Tar Heels on the top of the ACC basketball heap, head coach Roy Williams has travelled to many far-flung locales including points so far north it makes his argyle hurt.  Scary places like Detroit, Michigan!

In the motor city, Ol’ Roy discovered, and inked, his latest recruit Chad Layton of the Detroit Pistons Flight Crew.

As you can see from this photo, Layton can actually fly.

“Basically, he’s unstoppable,” Ol’ Roy told T.A.H. through a intermediary.  “That other school down the road is looking for a ‘flyer’ to defend him, but guys that can actually fly are hard to find, and guys who can fly with a decent S.A.T. score are even harder to find...”

*Items in italics may not be true.

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