Friday, July 29, 2011

Dear Mr. Snyder

Haynesworth just moments before he ate his jersey and his mother.
(Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
Dear Mr. Snyder:

Congratulations on a compacted and productive express free agent period.

According to various published reports,  your Washington Redskins have actually made some quality free agent grabs which will make the team younger and better.

According to Yahoo! Sports, the skins have added Barry Cofield, Stephen Bowen,Josh Wilson, Donte Stallworth and Jabar Gaffney whom they describe as “what the Redskins have needed to do for years: ignore the glamour of big names while adding solid, anonymous pieces that make a decent team.

VINCE YOUNG (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
But more importantly you managed to shed Fat Albert Hayensworth and Donovan McNabb.  As usual, you were the consummate deal maker ridding yourself  of millions of dollars of salary dead weight in return for a chainsaw, a case of tape, two pairs of scissors, an old Belichick sweatshirt and a kicking tee.

The boys up in Minnesota kicked in the chainsaw on the McNabb deal. Evidently, they read the City Paper too and are following your lawsuit via Deadspin’s daily update/reminders.

Now, if we just had a real quarterback…Hey, we hear the Titan’s cut Vince Young…?

Sincerely,
Your Loyal Fan

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