Thursday, October 7, 2010

UNC: When It Rains, It Pours - Graves Dismissed From Hoops Squad

Fifth-year senior forward Will Graves has been dismissed from UNC’s basketball team for failure to comply with team rules, coach Roy Williams announced in a statement Thursday afternoon. Graves was the Tar Heels third-leading scorer.

“This is 100 percent not related to any NCAA matters on campus,” Ol' Roy said in a prepared statement. “I hate this for Will. He worked extremely hard this summer to get himself physically in the best shape he’s been in years, but he did not do everything he needed to do to be a part of our basketball program. This is a huge blow to our team, but an even bigger blow for Will. Playing for the Tar Heels meant so much to him.”

Graves red-shirted in 2006-07 then played in 92 games over the past three seasons – although he suspended mid-way though the 2008-09 NCAA title season for breaking team rules. A team spokesman would not say whether his dismissal was for the same reasons as his previous suspension.

Graves, a 6-foot-6, 240-pound forward from Greensboro, has scored 513 points at UNC, including 353 last year, when he averaged 9.8 points per game.

Rumors in cyberspace point to marijuana, bur who knows?

In other good news out of Chapel Hill, university officials now say the ongoing NCAA investigation could go on for as much as a year...

Yikes.

Hokie Hosley Earns Two National Awards

Virginia Tech cornerback Jayron Hosley was named the FWAA/Bronko Nagurski National Defensive Player of the Week and the Jim Thorpe Defensive Back of the Week.

Hosley had three interceptions, six tackles and four pass deflections in Virginia Tech's 41-30 victory over North Carolina State.

His first interception came in the second quarter and stopped an N.C. State drive at the Virginia Tech 17-yard line. His second interception occurred in the Virginia Tech end zone near the end of the first half. His final interception came with 1:19 left in game and was returned 42 yards to set up Virginia Tech's final touchdown.

Hosley will be added to the 2010 Bronko Nagurski Trophy Watch List. The Bronko Nagurski Trophy will be presented to the best defensive player in college football on Dec. 6 by the FWAA and the Charlotte Touchdown Club at the Westin Hotel in Charlotte, N.C. Five finalists for the Nagurski Trophy will be announced on Nov. 18.

Hosley has now defended nine passes this season, and leads the nation with 2.25 per game.

Austin Rivers Headed To Duke, Basketball Starts In 32 Days

Doc Rivers son, Austin, who verbally committed to Florida back at the ripe old age of 15, has finally decided he likes Durham better than Gator country. Billy Donovan’s squad fell out of the running and the final decision came down to Duke, North Carolina and Kansas.

Rivals.com ranks Rivers, a 6-foot-4 shooting guard and son of NBA coach Doc Rivers, as the top prospect in the class of 2011. Scout.com has him ranked behind two forwards at No. 3 overall.

He gives Duke one of the country’s top three-point shooters. Rivers hit nine straight 3s for Team USA in a win over Canada in the FIBA Americas tournament in June. He also scored 19 points in the championship win over Brazil. Rivers was teammates with Duke freshman guard Kyrie Irving on the US Under-18 team.

Rivers joins a recruiting class at Duke that includes guard Michael Gbinije (No. 21 in the Scout.com top 100), forward Marshall Plumlee (40) and Tyler Adams (83).

Duke enters the 2010-11 season as the preseason favorites to repeat as ACC champions and likely the No. 1 team in the country. Singler (17.7 points per game) and Smith (17.4) will be gone by the time Rivers gets to campus.

No wonder everybody on NC Rt. 15/501 was recruiting him.

You gotta admit, he kind of looks like he belongs with Coach K. We see a little Wojo, a little Hurley and a little Redick in Rivers.

Some of the guys in the T.A.H. Worldwide Media LLC’s I.T. department are rumored to have “accidentally” tapped into Austin's cell phone and are now claiming that there was more to his final decision than Tobacco Road’s tradition of great basketball, Coach K and the Cameron Crazies.

“Look,” our tech nerds allege Rivers (might have) said, “Duke, UNC and Kansas are all awesome schools, but the story about that Karen Owens chick sealed the deal for me. I want to meet her, her friends and everybody like her.”

Officials at Duke could not be reached for comment.

For a composite 2010 ACC basketball schedule, click here.

*Items in italics may not be true.

(Editor’s Note: We couldn’t retain any journalistic credibility if we didn’t make some sort of reference to Duke’s most notorious coed Karen Owens. Owens, is, no doubt, seriously considering some big-time bodily harm for her so-called “friend” who released her “horizontal education” thesis joke to the entirety of cyberspace, and who could blame her? Her viral power point presentation is embarrassing Owens (and her family), a bunch of Duke athletes and the institution as a whole. We tried to work it in without making too big of a big deal of it.)

ACC Recruiting News: That Crack In My Crack Ain’t My Crack!

Proving once again that the state of Florida is Mecca for recruiting top notch high school football players, or in some cases like this, players who still haven’t (for lack of a better term, let's just say) “utilized” all their college eligibility, a number of ACC schools with a track record of recruiting misadventures and NCAA violations (alledged and other wise) have discovered some amazing talents involving the body of one Raymond Roberts.

Roberts, 25 of Bradenton, was recently arrested after he was stopped for speeding. Investigators, who reported smelling a strong odor of marijuana emanating from the vehicle, subsequently searched Roberts and discovered his hidden stash(s).

During the search, when Deputy Sean Cappiello "felt a soft object in the crack of his buttocks," the suspect "began to tense up." (Well…who can blame him, have you seen the size of Deputy Cappiello’s hands?) Roberts volunteered to remove the item. “Let me get it, hold on” he said, and proceeded to place a "clear plastic baggie with a green leafy substance" on the car's hood. A subsequent test showed the substance to be marijuana. Shocking, we know.

Now we aren’t sure why, but after securing the bag of weed from Robert’s butt crack, the intrepid deputy returned to the scene of the crime (so to speak) and searched again. This time, according to Deputy Cappiello, “I felt another object that was in the crack of his buttocks.” (Binky?)

Turns out the second “package” was crack cocaine.

Oops.

Twenty seven pieces of crack cocaine (there goes the scholarship…one, two, three maybe, but 27? Dude…), but who’s counting. Oh yeah, the cops, they count stuff like that and then they call it “evidence.” More oops.

Roberts, who is known for his lightning burst of speed and sure hands, also showed he’s a quick thinker as he immediately disavowed ownership of the cocaine.

“The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was the property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the drug on the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over for speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics.

You know, just to be safe.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Roberts was charged with pot and cocaine possession. He was freed after posting $1,120 bond.

And, NO, we are NOT making this up.

Spokespersons for North Carolina, Maryland, Virginia Tech, Miami, Florida State and Clemson could not be reached for comment.

*Items in italics may not be true.

Halladay Throws Second No Hitter Ever In MLB Post Season

Ok, Roy Halladay didn’t go to an ACC school. In fact, the native of Denver, Colorado didn’t bother with college heading straight into the majors after high school.

That said he deserves major props from T.A.H. and the rest of the world as last night he fast-tracked himself to Cooperstown by throwing the first no-hitter in the post season since Don Larsen’s perfect game in 1956.


Nice, Roy, NICE!


As can only happen in Philly, it appears that Halladay is flipping the Reds "the bird" in his follow-through!


(Photos by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images, Chris Trotman/Getty Images and AP)

Pictures of the Day


PERFECT. This Oct. 8, 1956, photo shows New York Yankees pitcher Don Larsen throwing against the Brooklyn Dodgers enroute to a perfect game in the fourth inning of Game 5 of the World Series, in New York. Roy Halladay threw the second no-hitter in postseason history, leading the Philadelphia Phillies over the Cincinnati Reds 4-0 in Game 1 of the NL division series on Wednesday, Oct. 6, 2010. Larsen is the only other pitcher to throw a postseason no-hitter.

TRADED.  The New England Patriots traded the seven-time Pro Bowl wide receiver to Minnesota on Wednesday (in exchange for a third-round draft pick), giving Moss the exit he expected and sending him back to the team that turned him into a superstar after drafting him in the first round in 1998. Sources close to T.A.H. say New England officials grew weary of reminding Moss that his gloves went on his hands, not his helmet. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
MONKEYS, SNAKES, WILD DOGS BEWARE! Gold Medal winners Stevan Walton and Steven Scott pose for photographers after the end of competition of the Pairs Double Trap Mens Event at Dr Karni Singh Shooting Range during day two of the Delhi 2010 Commonwealth Games on October 6, 2010 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images AsiaPac)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Things That Make You Go…

Hmmm…
There are monkeys guarding the Commonwealth Games in New Delhi, India.

Come again?

There are monkeys guarding the Commonwealth Games in New Delhi, India.

Evidently…they are guarding against other monkeys…and wild dogs and snakes…and lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

Already facing criticism for the problem-plagued sporting event, authorities are raising eyebrows by using langur monkeys as security guards. No, we aren’t making this up.

Along with 100,000 human personnel (mostly armed with brooms), India has hired 38 langur monkeys to act as security at the Commonwealth Games, a quadrennial sporting event that brings together athletes from 54 countries once embraced by the British Empire.

The langur monkeys will guard the headquarters of the games' organizing committee and major venues against attacks by other animals, just one of the potential (and existing) problems plaguing the New Delhi event which began today.

Here's a brief instant guide we came across (modified slightly, of course):

Why are monkey guards necessary? (That is such a great opening question!)  Answer: Primarily to defend athletes and visitors from other monkeys. A simian attack may sound cartoonish, but it's no laughing matter — such incidents are a common occurrence in India and can be fatal. The deputy mayor of New Delhi, for example, died after falling from his balcony during an attack by wild monkeys in 2007. (Really?)

Is this a particular problem in New Delhi? Smaller simians have a "notorious history for creating havoc" in the city, says Claire McCormack at Time. Misbehaving monkeys have previously invaded the city's public transport system and its parliament buildings and, in recent weeks, have been "creating a nuisance around the [games'] venues by stealing food." (Interesting here we don't call that "monkees causing havoc" we call it "witches running for the Senate in small Mid-Atlantic States we won't mention here (Delaware)."

Why are langur monkeys particularly well-suited to the task? They are the "jackbooted stormtroopers of the monkey world," says Mike Moffitt at The San Francisco Chronicle. They're "loud and fierce... known for their intelligence," and are "often used in India to keep other monkeys in check in public places."  (Rumor has it that popular names include "Chimpler" and "Monk Vader")

Are monkeys the only animal threatening the Games? No. The langur monkeys will also protect venues from wild dogs and snakes. A deadly snake has already been found in a South African athlete's room, forcing games organizers to call in snake charmers to assist the monkeys with their task.

Ok, how about hiring guys with guns to shoot the blame critters? You know, like Australia's Tyren Vitler (pictured here with his air rifle). We bet he could pop a wild dog or a snake from 500 yards.

Man, who doesn’t want to work for the New Delhi tourism board? Think of all the openings…cue the music (sitars, of course). Why go to South Florida or Mexico where you could be attacked by ordinary human criminals, gun waving drug lords or wave runner-riding pirates, when you can come to New Delhi and have an intense nature experience of the criminal variety with monkeys, wild dogs and snakes…Who needs cows? Tourists! They’re the new white, dark and yellow meat!

Sign us up.

ACC Football Links

It looks like the links are missing, but they are really here. Just run your cursor along the sentence and the link will appear...Technology, who knows?

Georgia Tech coach Paul Johnson is not happy with his team. He's "up their tail" right now.

There's a great story behind the flag UNC safety Matt Merletti carries onto the field before every game.
FSU sophomore kicker Dustin Hopkins refuses to watch the videos of past kicking mishaps in this rivalry with Miami. Smart move.
Boston College picked up an offensive lineman from Pennsylvania.
Clemson safety DeAndre McDaniel had four of his lower teeth knocked loose against Miami, and yet he found himself vowing to play harder and better from here on out.
Miami's 2008 recruiting class if finally starting to pay off.
As Virginia Tech prepares for unheralded Central Michigan this week, there's no need for a reminder that the Hokies aren't invincible.
Georgia Tech defensive coordinator Al Groh is downplaying the subplot of his matchup against his former team and alma mater.
Wake's quarterback situation remains muddled.
UNC coach Butch Davis is "sorry" he trusted John Blake. No kidding.
Miami quarterback Jacory Harris does not have a torn labrum.
BC's quarterback situation has been getting the most attention but guess what? BC couldn't run the ball, either.
Will Georgia Tech's comeback at Wake Forest be a turning point for the rest of the season?
Al Groh's old 3-4 defense at Virginia is now a 4-3.
FSU quarterback Christian Ponder and coach Jimbo Fisher don't need any history lessons on the importance of the Miami rivalry.
Good luck trying to keep Virginia Tech free safety Eddie Whitley off the field this weekend against Central Michigan.
The torch has been passed to Clemson's young receivers.
NC State coach Tom O'Brien said his team has moved on from the loss to Virginia Tech.

Quote of the Day

“No one panicked. There’s a lot of pride in this program. We have some great seniors. I’ve said all along I really like the kids in this program. I like what they’re all about. After you’ve had a tough Saturday against James Madison, after you’ve had a tough Monday against Boise State, you look forward to seeing those guys on Monday. All of those things go into coming back when things don’t look good.”

-- Virginia Tech head coach Frank Beamer on how his squad reacted after getting down 17-0 last week to N.C. State in Raleigh.

The Legend of "Cigar Guy" Grows

Ahhh, the internet.  So many photoshops, so little time to waste...

Yeah, we know we ran this yesterday – the photoshopped version of the amazing Tiger Woods photo which has “Cigar Guy” all over it.

Of course, this went viral immediately and now folks are photoshopping Cigar Guy into all kinds of iconic sports photos.

To see more examples, click here, and here.

He’s even made some classic album* covers – click here.

(*EDITOR’S NOTE: For those of you born after 1985, an “album” is a round vinyl reproduction of a recording artist’s music. It was played on something you have never seen (unless you are a D.J.) called a “turntable.” This turntable was run by pulleys and belts and somehow actually managed to turn the “platter” (the doohickey the record sat on) at the proper speed, unless, of course, your roommate spilled a beer on it. The vibrations from the grooves in the vinyl disc were translated into actual sound through a “cartridge” or “needle,” unless, of course, that same beer-drinking roommate broke this fragile and critical piece of equipment. When that happened, one had to trundle off to a “record store” (look that one up yourself) and buy a new cartridge/needle. Once you had a new one, you had to install it on the turntables “arm” and balance the arm (stylus, if you want to get all technical about it) using a round weight on the back of said arm/stylus/hand whatever. If you didn’t get it just right the newly installed cartridge, and its accompanying arm, would “skip” much like a modern CD will do when it is dirty or scratched or like an MP3 file will do if its bootlegged from a coal miner in South Dakota. Miss in the “too heavy” direction and the cartridge/needle would carve new grooves in your now priceless “records” making Bob Dylan and Geddy Lee actually sound worse – as if that were actually possible -- then they already do.)

Pictures of the Day

POWER SNOOKER, WHO’S IN? Ding Junhui, Luca Brecel, Ali Carter and Shaun Murphy pose during a media photocall to promote the launch of Power Snooker at Rileys Sports bar on October 5, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images Europe -- of course, the photographer's name is Clive...)
FAN PLUG. This N.C. State fan thinks quarterback Russell Wilson deserves some consideration in the Heisman Trophy race.  (Photo by Ethan Hyman/Raleigh News & Observer)

ONCE A YEAR, DONE. Here’s our annual wrestling photo. Enjoy.  Australian Ivan Popov during his gold medal winning performance in the 120kg Greco-Roman wrestling bout against Nigeria's Talaram Mamman at the IG Sports Complex during day three of the Delhi 2010 Commonwealth Games on October 6, 2010 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Graham Crouch/Getty Images)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

OK, You Had To See This Coming...

Where We Stand

Picture of the Year?

From the London Daily Mail:

This is the moment when Mail on Sunday photographer Mark Pain found himself in the line of fire at the Ryder Cup - and for a brief moment brought the mighty Tiger Woods to a juddering halt.

The American world No 1 was partnering Steve Stricker and attempting to chip his third shot on the final hole of yesterday morning's fourball against Europe's Ian Poulter and Ross Fisher on to the green.

But Woods hit the ground behind the ball and duffed the shot straight at Pain.

The man from The Mail on Sunday didn't flinch, however, and captured this extraordinary picture just before the ball hit his camera, bounced on to his chest and came to rest at his feet.

Woods was furious about his blunder, but neither he nor caddie Steve Williams objected to Pain's position.

The burning here at T.A.H. Worldwide Media LLC headquarters is “who invited Borat?” (right side of image with cigar).

(Props to M.C. Allen, UNC ’10, for forwarding the picture and pointing out Sasha Baron Cohen and his stogie.)
(For camera buffs, Pain was using a Nikon D3S camera, with a 24-70 mm lens and a shutter speed of 1/1000 of a second.)

Week 5: ACC Football Players of the Week

OFFENSIVE BACK - Leonard Hankerson, Miami, WR, Sr., 6-3, 205, Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (St. Thomas Aquinas) Hankerson had a career day for the Hurricanes against Clemson, hauling in seven receptions for a career-high 147 yards. With a 22-yard touchdown reception in the second quarter, he extended his streak to 17-straight games with a reception. Hankerson hauled in three touchdown catches in the first half - a seven-yard strike, a 22-yarder and a career-long 65-yard TD in the second quarter.

OFFENSIVE LINEMAN - Ryan McMahon, Florida State, C, r-Sr., 6-5, 284, Savannah, Ga. (Darlington Prep) McMahon graded out as the Seminoles' top lineman with his second consecutive outstanding performance. He matched his season-high grade of 87 percent for the second consecutive week in his team-leading 44th consecutive start at center. In 71 snaps he had just one missed assignment and made the blocking calls for the offensive line as the `Noles amassed 428 total yards against the Cavaliers, including 256 on the ground

DEFENSIVE LINEMAN - Marcus Forston, Miami, DL, So., 6-3, 305, Miami, Fla. (Northwestern) Forston registered three tackles, a half sack, a tackle for a loss and one interception in Miami's win at Clemson. He also had a quarterback hurry. His first career interception led Miami to its go-ahead touchdown to make the score 20-14. Forston also helped lead a Hurricane defense that limited Clemson to just seven points in the second half.

DEFENSIVE BACK - Jayron Hosley, Virginia Tech, CB, So., 5-11, 170, Delray Beach, Fla. (Atlantic) Hosley was named the Walter Camp National Defensive Player of the Week after his big performance against NC State. He played all 82 snaps, recording six tackles, three interceptions and four pass breakups. One interception came in the end zone at the end of the first half and another sealed the win on NC State's last drive.

SPECIALIST - Scott Blair, Georgia Tech, K, Sr., 6-0, 172, Calhoun, Ga. (Calhoun) Blair kicked three field goals longer than 40 yards, including a critical 42-yarder in the fourth quarter, in Georgia Tech's win over Wake Forest. Blair, who also kicked his 56th consecutive PAT, improved to 7-of-7 on field goals this season and moved up to eighth on Tech's all-time career scoring list (193 points).

ROOKIE - Christian Jones, Florida State, LB, Fr., 6-3, 225, Winter Park, Fla. (Lake Howell) Filling in for starter Mister Alexander, who went down with a second quarter injury, Jones registered a team-high six tackles. Among those stops was his second career sack from the strongside linebacker position and his first career pass break-up.

Eight ACC Players On John R. Wooden Award 2010-11 Preseason Top 50 List

Nolan Smith, Brian Zoubek and Kyle Singler
Eight ACC players are among those listed for 2010-11 John R. Wooden Award Preseason Top 50 list as announced today by The Los Angeles Athletic Club. The list is comprised of 50 student-athletes who, based on last year's individual performance and team records, are the early frontrunners for the Wooden Award.

ACC players on the preseason list are Virginia Tech senior guard Malcolm Delaney, North Carolina sophomore forward John Henson, Duke senior forward Kyle Singler, Florida State junior forward Chris Singleton, Duke senior guard Nolan Smith, N.C. State senior forward Tracy Smith, Boston College senior forward Joe Trapani and Maryland sophomore forward Jordan Williams.

Duke's Singler is one of four returning players from past Wooden Award ballots while Maryland's Williams is one of 10 sophomores listed.

Created in 1976, the John R. Wooden Award is the most prestigious individual honor in college basketball. It is bestowed upon the nation's best player at an institution of higher education who has proven to his or her university that he or she is making progress toward graduation and maintaining a minimum cumulative 2.0 GPA. Previous winners include such notables as Larry Bird ('79), Michael Jordan ('84), Tim Duncan ('97), Antawn Jamison ('98),  Elton Brand ('99), Shane Battier ('01), Jay Williams ('02),  J.J. Reddick ('06) and Tyler Hansbrough ('08). 

Pictures of the Day

MIGHTY DUCKS. Puddles the Oregon Duck mascot is carried on the shoulders of fans on the feild of Autzen Stadium after the Oregon Ducks beat the Stanford Cardinal 52-31 at Autzen Stadium on October 2, 2010 in Eugene, Oregon. (Photo by Steve Dykes/Getty Images)
MORE PINK.  Paris' hooker Dimitri Swarzewski (2) and prop Rodrigo Roncero (center) tackle Agen's hooker Brice Mach during their match at the Armandie Stadium in Agen, France. (Photo by Nicolas Tucat/AFP/Getty Images)

WINNING ARC. Ryan Moore riding Workforce (L) win the most prestigious horse race in Europe, the $5.5 million Qatar Prix de l'arc de Triomphe from Nakayama Festa (R) at Longchamp on October 03, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Alan Crowhurst/Getty Images Europe)

Monday, October 4, 2010

AP POLL: FSU In, NCSU Out

The Wolfpack’s stay in the AP Top 25 was brief after losing to the Hokies last Saturday. Miami moved up to #13 and Florida State returned at #23.

1. Alabama (58) 5-0
2. Ohio St. (1) 5-0
3. Oregon 5-0
4. Boise St. (1) 4-0
5. TCU 5-0
6. Oklahoma 5-0
7. Nebraska 4-0
8. Auburn 5-0
9. Arizona 4-0
10. Utah 4-0
11. Arkansas 3-1
12. LSU 5-0
13. MIAMI (FL) 3-1
14. Florida 4-1
15. Iowa 4-1
16. Stanford 4-1
17. Michigan St. 5-0
18. Michigan 5-0
19. South Carolina 3-1
20. Wisconsin 4-1
21. Nevada 5-0
22. Oklahoma St. 4-0
23. FLORIDA STATE 4-1
24. Missouri 4-0
25. Air Force 4-0

Others Receiving Votes: West Virginia 83, Kansas St. 69, USC 52, Texas 33, Northwestern 25, Oregon St. 12, Baylor 10, UCLA 8, VIRGINIA TECH 8, N.C. STATE 4, Penn St. 1

Dear Mr. Snyder:

We’d rather be lucky than good, but given our druthers, we'd most like to be BOTH.

So, the Burgundy & Gold is 2-2. Oddly, so are the Colts and the Rams to name two opposite ends of the spectrum. Of course, so are the Eagles and Giants while the Boys from Big D are 1-2. Nice MESS this NFC East.

What have we learned? We have learned that without question, Mike Shanahan’s Redskins are much LUCKIER that Jim Zorn’s Redskins. Coach Shanahan’s team is a couple of lucky breaks and two bonehead coaching decisions away from being 0-4. But, they aren't.

Worthy of NOTE, Shanahan’s Skins are much more disciplined that Zorn’s which is noticeable in many ways including many FEWER mental mistakes and penalties.

Yesterday, McNabb was great. Then McNabb was AWFUL. He threw for 10 yards in the second half. You could do that. Seriously, you could. 

But, the Skins won and that is what we want from McNabb – enough good plays and leadership to win games so we can overlook the inconsistencies. How badly did he miss Fred Davis who was as open as any football player has ever been? And why is that when rushed he tends to throw the ball into the ground? Who knows, but right now he looks much BETTER than Jason Campbell, not to mention Rex Grossman.

The only real criticism here of McNabb comes from his big first down run while the Skins were looking to run out the clock. McNabb runs for the first down, signals same (OK, who can blame him this was his Redemption Bowl), then runs inexplicably out of bounds instead of sliding to keep the clock running. Seriously, dude, you’re a big-time NFL quarterback you have to make the SMART play.

So before we go off and enjoy leading the NFC East by virtue of victories over the Eags and the Boys, let’s check that RABBIT'S FOOT.

Again, our guys benefited from a coaching MEGA-SCREW UP on the far sideline. Troy Aikman (who is clearly no fan of the Redskins) made it sound like it was the refs fault that the Eagles were called for delay of game before a critical late first half fourth-and-goal. No, it wasn’t the ref’s fault, it was Any Reid and Co. Either way, a lucky break for the Redskins who hold the Eagles to a field goal. A touchdown late in the first half completely CHANGES the game.

Then after throwing the ball to Mike Sellers WHO ACTUALLY CATCHES IT and completes the play with a highlight film worthy leap, you throw him the ball again. This is a BAD idea. Why? Because Sellers CAN’T CATCH. (He would have the worst hands on the team were it not for Carlos Rogers who REALLY can’t catch to the point that one time a radio show caller asked Joe Gibbs to get Rogers’ eyes checked, but then you don’t have Carlos out running pass routes now do you?).

So, old Iron Hands pops the ball up right into the hands of an Eagle linebacker who simply must clutch it and rumble untouched into the end zone. But, Lady Football Luck intercedes and the ball FALLS harmlessly to the turf.

Which brings us to the guy with the worse hands on the Eagles. Today, at least, that has to be Jason Avant. The only deep pass of consequence hoisted up by the largely ineffective Kolb was a last play Hail Mary that hit Avant right smack in the HANDS. He “dropped” it. Actually, it popped out and up into the hands of DeAngelo Hall. But, the pass landed squarely in both hands. If he catches it, it’s one of the most demoralizing last-second losses in the HISTORY of pro football. But he doesn’t catch it and that goes in the “good luck” column too.

Bottom line is the offense was great then ultra-conservative. (OC Kyle Shanahan said his dad wanted it that way and who’s gonna argue with him since he’s both dad and BOSS?) The running game looked as good as it has in a while. (Yes, that was a RUSHING touchdown!)

The defense seems to be getting a grip on Hasslett’s crazy version of the 3-4. Heck, even Albert “There is no L,B or R in team” Haynesworth had a GOOD game. Yeah, there were some blunders – a key false-start penalty on Heyer, a shanked punt, and (yet another) game clinching dropped interception by Carlos Rogers (but, we have already covered that).

Would it have been different had Vick not been knocked out of the game? Probably, but that’ not what happened, he did get sent to the locker room, and that too was a bit of “GOOD LUCK” for the Skins as well.

Let see where we stand after next week’s game against the Packers. The Frozen Tundras are 3-1 and only lost the one in a rather UNLUCKY fashion so hang onto that rabbit’s foot.

As noted, lucky is better than good, but lucky and good will most likely WIN the NFC East. It seems ODD that matches of such size, talent and practiced precision often come down to a quirky play or two.  

Go Skins,
Your Loyal Fan

Things That Make You Go…

Hmmm…

USC vs. USC

The Supreme Court won’t decide who really owns the initials “SC” when it comes to college sports: the University of Southern California or the University of South Carolina.

The high court on Monday refused to hear an appeal from South Carolina, which wanted to trademark a baseball cap logo with the initials “SC.”

The Trojans already have a trademark on a version of “SC” and say the Gamecocks’ symbol looks too much like theirs. The California school says it has sold tens of millions of dollars of apparel with “SC” on it, while South Carolina only wanted to start using those initials on baseball caps in 1997.

Courts have rejected South Carolina’s trademark.

The case is University of South Carolina v. University of Southern California, 09-1270.

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