Friday, October 8, 2010

Two Top Recruits Headed to Duke

Seantrel Henderson, the number one football recruit in the country according to Scout.com, has denounced his commitment to the Miami Hurricanes and announced in a press conference yesterday that he has changed his mind and will now be accepting a scholarship from the red-headed step-child of ACC football Duke.

The 6’8” 338 lbs. offensive tackle from St. Paul, MN summed up his sudden change of heart in two words:

“Karen Owen.”

Scout.com's second highest ranked recruit, Ronald Powell, who had previously committed to the University of Florida also announced yesterday that he has changed his plans and is now headed to Durham as well.

The 6’4” 250 lbs. offensive tackle from Moreno Valley, CA summed up his sudden change of heart in two words:

“Karen Owen.”

Sources at Duke tell T.A.H. via back channels that more "big time" recruits are headed to Wallace Wade as early as next week.  Why you ask? (In hushed voices, they say:) Karen Owen.

*Items in italics may not be true.

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