(Everbdoy In The) World (Cares Except The U.S.) Cup Update

Stoppage time:
U.S.: Landon Donovan scores a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody is really excited.

We're not sure why...

A few minutes later, U.S.A. wins 1-0.

First time our boys have won their "group" since 1930 as they advance to the Sweet Sixteen or whatever FIFA (whoever they are) calls it (Knockout Round)...