T.A.H WEATHER CENTRAL

Here’s a new feature bringing you information you really need to know to plan your life properly. Even without a Super Turbo-Doppler Viking 12000 Radar, courtesy of iPhone, we want you to know where to go and where not to go.

At time of publication:

T.A.H. Worldwide Media Headquarters – WARRENTON, VA – 36 degrees
MIAMI – 63 degrees
GREENSBORO – 36 degrees
PAPEETE (pictured) – 79 degrees
MOSCOW – Minus 2 degrees
NEW ORLEANS – 50 degrees

You should be able to extrapolate all other pertinent info from there.

KEY: Red tones = Good, Blue tones = Bad, White = OK