Friday, December 11, 2009

TIGER NOW LINKED TO WHITE HOUSE PARTY CRASHER

"Sometimes" reliable sources…OK, OK…"occasionally" reliable sources close to TodaysACCHeadlines.com tell us that another Tiger Woods mistress is about to go public.

Famous/infamous White House party crasher and former Miss USA…Oh…there’s no record that she was ever Miss USA?

Well now, let’s try that again.

Famous/infamous White House party crasher and former supermodel…Oh…no one remembers her being a supermodel?

Hmmm…let’s start over.

Famous/infamous White House party crasher and cast member of the upcoming Bravo television series The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C….Oh…she isn’t officially a cast member?

Famous/infamous White House party crasher and philanthropist who annually raises $250,000 for charity through her polo event….Oh…according to the Washington Post the event only donated $15,000?

How about, famous/infamous White House party crasher and former Washington Redskins’ cheerleader…Oh…she wasn’t a cheerleader according to the Redskins?

Jeez. One more time.

Former retail employee and social wanna-be…

Oh, never mind. Now it’s not any fun.

*Items in italics may not be true.

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