SUCKS TO BE TIGER

There are a lot of places you don’t want to spend Christmas and other than Afghanistan or Iraq, Tiger’s house has to be at the top of the list. Just after what was a really crappy day yesterday for the world’s greatest golfer, reports say a woman was taken to the hospital from Woods’ home early Tuesday, according to WESH-TV in Orange County, Fla., and the Orlando Sentinel.

According to WESH-TV, the log showed the patient initially refused transport but was later listed as an advanced-life-support patient. WESH-TV showed footage of a woman being taken on a stretcher into the hospital. Advanced life support is a term used by paramedics or EMTs for resuscitation efforts that extend beyond basic CPR.

The news comes a day after reports that a Florida trooper who suspected Woods was driving under the influence sought a subpoena for the golfer's blood results from the hospital he was taken to after crashing his SUV, but prosecutors rejected the petition for insufficient information.

It also comes a day after reports that Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, had moved out of the house (and, according to the New York Post, purchased a mansion in Sweden. Tiger’s mother-in-law (pictured with a Tiger cub) had flown in over the weekend as well and some rumors suggest that she may have been the injured/ill woman transported to the hospital.

Woods' attorney, Mark NeJame, didn't return a phone call for comment.

(Shocking!)

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