THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO...

...Hmmm.

This was sent us today and labeled “Random Thoughts From People 25 to 40.”

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

And finally, the one T.A.H. really NEEDS:

-There is a great need for a sarcasm font.