VIDEO OF THE DAY: “I TURNED MY ‘F’ INTO A ‘D’”

Pop Culture Editor Young A.T. turned up this gem.

Comedian Eugene Mirman was asked to give the keynote address at his old high school in Massachusetts. To his credit, he knocked it out in 5 minutes, and Mirman, who’s a comic, was funny.

Here’s what he said on his website: I was asked to give the commencement speech at my former high school’s graduation this year. I was honored and delighted to be asked. Here’s a video of me delivering the speech. Relax, everyone, I only mention heroin once…