WAHOOS TARGET ANOTHER “PERFECT” HOOPS COACH

The University of Virginia is in hot pursuit of another new head coach for the men’s basketball team sources close to the program tell T.A.H after University officials realized that John Paul Jones (pictured yesterday) had, in fact, been dead for some 217 years.

Undaunted the Cavs brass are now negotiating with another basketball legend. The negotiations are so secret, that we aren’t allowed to reveal the identity of the candidate on the T.A.H. pages.

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