WAHOOS TARGET ANOTHER NATIONAL NAME

The University of Virginia is in hot pursuit of yet another new head coach for the men’s basketball team sources close to the program tell T.A.H after representatives of rock star Dave Mathews assured UVA officials that while “Dave likes the school and the Charlottesville,” he really doesn’t know anything about coaching basketball.

Undaunted, the Cavs’ brass are now negotiating with another big name with an impressive connection to the school’s basketball program. The negotiations are so secret, that we aren’t allowed to reveal the identity of the candidate on the T.A.H. pages.

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