WAHOOS TARGET ADOPTED RAINMAKER

The University of Virginia is in hot pursuit of yet another new head coach for the men’s basketball team sources close to the program tell T.A.H after Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones declined the school’s offer saying, “I think you have the wrong chap.”

Still undaunted, Wahoo A.D. Craig Littlepage is now pursuing another known entity with the necessary skill set. Evidently the new candidate fully understands intrigue and the complexity of complicated systems relative to starting out in a bad place and ending up in another better place.

Yet again, the negotiations are so secret, that we aren’t allowed to reveal the identity of the candidate on the T.A.H. pages.

To see the latest top secret candidate click here.