Friday, March 27, 2009

FSU AGREES TO VOLUNTARILY ABDICATE WINS

To the shock of everyone in Seminole Nation, Florida State and head coach Bobby Bowden have offered to voluntarily abdicate some recent important football wins to, according to sources close to both the program and T.A.H., “get the NCAA off our damn backs.”

The games offered up by the Noles for forfeiture are:

09/16/08 – FSU 69, Western Carolina 0
09/13/08 – FSU 46, Chattanooga 7
09/09/07 – FSU 34, UAB 24
10/27/07 – FSU 25, Duke 6*
09/09/06 – FSU 24, Troy 17
09/23/06 – FSU 55, Rice 7
09/10/05 – FSU 62, The Citadel 10

*FSU seeking “extra credit” since this was a “conference game.”

**items in italics may not be true.

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