He never smiles! He never reacts to anything! It's like he's a robot after Botox!
Which is why it's weird that he notices everything. Like the time somebody yelled, "Why'd you shoot Bambi's mom, Hansbrough?" Or the time a guy held up a giant poster of his cell phone number. "It really was my number!" he says. "And when I got back, I had 17 messages, all telling me how much I sucked."
We promise, it will make you laugh.