RICK REILLY HATES TYLER HANSBROUGH

…and the King of Ponkey knows all.

Rick says:

He never smiles! He never reacts to anything! It's like he's a robot after Botox!

Which is why it's weird that he notices everything. Like the time somebody yelled, "Why'd you shoot Bambi's mom, Hansbrough?" Or the time a guy held up a giant poster of his cell phone number. "It really was my number!" he says. "And when I got back, I had 17 messages, all telling me how much I sucked."

We promise, it will make you laugh.

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