Wednesday, December 3, 2008

REASON NO. 813 WHY THE ACC IS BETTER THAN THE BIG TEN

For starters, the distaff side of the ACC doesn’t have sex in the men’s bathroom with a man they have never met.

Well, at least if they do, they don’t get busted by the cops. Not so recently for one unfortunate Iowa Hawkeye.

Believe it or not, Lois Feldman, 38 and a mother of three, was busted in Minneapolis for having sex in a restroom during the Iowa v. Minnesota football game. The bustee (no pun intended) said she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Feldman, who describes herself as a light drinker, drank wine at the home of family friends before the football game and she remembers her host constantly refilling her glass.

Feldman said her husband Kelly later told her he’d tried to talk her out of the game because she was intoxicated. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime. (Brilliant strategy there, dude.)

She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next “being slammed around by a cop and screaming.”

“Apparently I was panicked and very uncooperative,” she said.

As we say at TAH, evidently

(Lois Feldman photo courtesy of www.inquisitr.com, Donna Feldman photo courtesy of Google/TAH Worldwide Photoshop)

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