NEWS FLASH: AS OF 6AM EST NOBODY IN THE ACC HAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT THEMSELVES

Another day, another record broken.

We didn’t bring this up yesterday based on the “piling on” clause in the subsection of the “How Much Is Too Much” rule in Chapter 13 of the Don’t Be An Complete A&%Hole Handbook.

However, in the light of a new day and a week removed from any self-inflicted wounds that will go unmentioned here, we feel compelled to note that while Michael Vick did attend an ACC school, Plaxico Burress went to Michigan State.

Why he isn’t playing for the Bengals is perplexing.