KRZYXVBCNWP5SKI IN ONE CAR WRECK, DURHAM POLICE QUIET, TAR HEEL FANS SAY PLENTY

There's nothing like the Duke/UNC basketball rivalry and there is simply no reason to wait until their first meeting in February to revel in it's mean spirited glory!

Happy freakin' holidays, kids!

According to WRAL, Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzplm4ski was in a one-car accident Friday driving to work but held practice as normal, Duke spokesman Jon Jackson said.

“He’s fine. He was at practice,” said Jackson, Duke’s associate athletics director of communications.

Jackson said the accident “was nothing serious” and Krzfghbv9ski was not injured. Durham police did not have a record of the accident the following day.

Do we need to tell you that this set off a flurry of comments over at Chapel Hill. On an InsideCarolina.com forum somebody posted the story with the headline “K-Rat In One Car Accident.”

What followed by way of comments was….well, funny no matter who you "pull for."

Here is a sampling of some of the better ones:

1. Yelling at Singler and Paula to stop fooling around with their car seats in the back.


2. After K argued with the policeman on site, the guardrail was called for the charge.


3. Gerald Henderson is the real victim here.


4. And, of course, it is important to remember that Henderthug, not Coach K., or the car, is the real victim here.


5. A tree jumped in front of him to take the charge?


6. Hes got a DVD and TV in his car. He was only trying to put Ratatouille in so Zoubek could watch it.


7. Yelling at Singler and Paula to stop fooling around with their car seats in the back.


8. He was attempting to run over Pete Gaudet.


9. I don't know what he was doing, but it sounds like a good excuse for a back injury appearing in the near future.


10. What was he doing when he wrecked?? Slapping the floorboard?


11. K will hold a press conference to let everyone know he...and, as a result, college basketball are alright.


12. K's defense was that he had position and the light post clearly charged.


13. He was pretending to be Joe Aleva.


14. His car must have flopped.

Oddly, Krzydhgnb7ski had no comment.