IS ANYTHING IN THE CAPITAL OF THE FREE WORLD FUNCTIONING PROPERLY? The Wiz have started the season 4-16, while the defending champion Celtics are 21-2. Ouch.

Here, Rajon Rondo #9 of the Boston Celtics shoots against Antawn Jamison #4 and Juan DIxon #12 of the Washington Wizards at the Verizon Center on December 11, 2008 in Washington, DC. The Celtics won the game 122-88.

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