
Jan 1 – ACC loses both bowl games. Thanks GT and FSU. Happy Freakin’ New Year!
Jan 2 – Hoos blow 14 point lead and lose Gator Bowl.
Jan 3 – T.A.H. invites West Virginia to join the ACC. The results are humorous
Jan 4 – Hokies lose Orange Bowl to Kansas.
Jan 10 – UNC beats Clemson in a classic with a buzzer beater.
Jan 12 – J.J. Redick does a good deed and T.A.H. is nice to him as a result. Earth’s axis shifts ever so slightly…
Jan 18 – T.A.H. commemorates the death of Ike Turner with a classic headline: “River Deep, Mountain High, Coke Bad, Ike Dead.”
Jan 29 – Hysterical Hitler “talks” about his beloved Cowboys losing to the Giants.
Jan 31 – Britney shaves her head.

Feb 14 – Run-on sentence of the year and a nifty example of how the equator buggers things up.
Feb 18 – The evil genius of Roger Clemens explained.
Feb 21 – T.A.H. explains Duke’s “injuries” Coach K doesn’t like it.
Feb 24 – T.A.H. explains “the flop,” and Coach K doesn’t like this either.
March 1 – Coach K wins his 800th game.
March 5 – An instant classic: T.A.H. explains why Tyler Hansbrough gets fouled so often. It starts with a Creature Comforts video that is not to be missed.
March 9 - #1 UNC 76, #5 Duke 68
March 9 – Things that make you go hmmm…Tyler Hansbrough does not attempt a single free throw in the win over Duke. Hmmm.

March 13 – We explain Clemson’s free throw shooting woes. It’s not how many you miss, but when you miss them.
March 15 – The game of the year? UNC v. VA Tech ACC semifinal.
March 17 – Heels beat Tigers in ACC Final. My better is better than your better. My power is more powerful than your power.
March 19 – Yankees honor Hokies.
March 20 – Tyler Hansbrough’s jump shot explained. You saw it here first.
March 21 – Two love songs to Duke, including the classic This Is Why You Suck.
March 23 – Rare Easter Bunny humor
March 23 – Down goes Duke in the NCAA Tourney.
March 27 – The Truth About Duke…
March 28 – Carolina Green, how Danny Green made UNC tick.
March 30 – The Tale of Two Shots – UNC heads to the Final Four thanks to two critical jump shots.

April 2 – T.A.H. banned from Duke sports’ message board.
April 6 – Kansas crushes Heels in Final Four. Remember 40 to 12?
April 13 – Boston College wins National Championship in sport we’ve never heard of…Hockey?
April 14 – Happy B’day, sis…Sick of Tyler Hansbrough? Read the answer here
April 16 – No T.A.H. in honor of Virginia Tech.
April 17 – Less angry Kansas fan finally removes Ol’ Roy’s portrait from the Men’s Room.
April 21 – ACC scores in World Eating Championships…burp.
April 27 – The Ballad of Matt Ryan – ACC leads NFL draft
May 7 – Proof: UNC Gets All The Calls after playing hoops with then candidate Obama.

May 27 – ACC sweeps NCAA tennis singles titles.
June 9 – Big Browns inexplicable loss in the Belmont explained.
June 9 – Why Things Are: T.A.H. explains why Thoroughbred racehorses are so fragile.
June 17 – Lawson, Ellington, Green to return to Chapel Hill. Heels happy, everybody else says “Crap!”
June 22 – Kentucky court rules that Duke football really does suck.
June 24 – Lone ACC team knocked out of College World Series semi-finals.
June 27 – Four ACC players drafted by NBA.
July 11 – HBO to make documentary of Tabacco Road rivalry.
Aug 1 – Dowecheatemnhowe.

Aug 8 – UVA wins the most ACC championships. Huh?
Aug 27 – Everything you need to know to live a long healthy life.
Aug 28 – ACC athletes excel at Beijing Olympics. Final ACC medal count.
Sept 1 – Maryland supersizes mascot to make Ralph Friedgen look thinner. Not kidding.
Sept 1 – Pre-game paratroopers deliver game ball to wrong stadium. Still not kidding.
Sept 24 – When pep bands clash. Evidently there was a little dust up when the Princeton pep band visited the Citadel. A culture clash so to speak. There are two sides to every story: the Princenton side and the Citadel side.
Sept 25 – The last time Duke won an ACC regular season conference game, Russell Tyrone Jones (Ol’ Dirty Bastard) was still alive…

Oct 10 – a T.A.H. original short film: Dear Coach Friedgen.
Oct 10 – T.A.H. explains things to angry anonymous Canadians.
Oct 13 – Clemson fires Bowden.
Oct 16 – Bankrupt Duke lacrosse scandal prosecutor auctions guitars.
Oct 17 – The Curse of John Paul Jones. Wahoos not amused.
Oct 24 – Coach K endorses Obama…really?
Oct 25 – The greatest ACC basketball game EVER.
Oct 30 – Classes cancelled at UVA when it is announced that Zima is being taken off the market.
Nov 4 – The Suspension of Disbelief or T.A.H. talks politics one day a year.

Nov 6 – KRANKY – Coach K gets mad at fans who don’t show up for yet another game against the Sisters of the Poor State.
Nov 9 – Speaking of cranky, Ol’ Roy fires a shot too.
Nov 13 – The unofficial Hokie injury report. Everybody but Frank Beamer thought it was funny…
Nov 15 – You are never too old to make a free throw, unless you play for Clemson.
Nov 19 – ACC Commish to incoming President of the Free World: Blah, blah, blah.
Nov 22 – Gary Williams like to scream…a lot.
Nov 23 – FSU’s Rolle named Rhodes Scholar. Well done.
Nov 27 – UNC hoops squad as good, or better, than advertised.
Nov 30 – Georgia Tech saves some ACC face.
Nov 30 – Virginia Tech wins Commonwealth Bowl (again).
Dec 1 – Where in the world is Kenny George?

Dec 3 – Why the ACC is better than the Big 10. Yes, it’s funny.
Dec 5 – God bless the general public. Did we mean it? Go see for yourself.
Dec 8 – Hokies win second Dr. Pepper Bowl in a row.
Dec 8 – What cra(cc)ppy bowl schedule.
Dec 11—John Daly goes nuts and neither chicken wings or Hooters are involved in any way.
Dec 12 – Orange Bowl officials are smarter than we think.
Dec 13 – Did we mention it was exam week. Hang on.
Dec 15 – Nothing says bowl week like a girl robot.
Dec 15 – Terps win soccer’s College Cup.
Dec 17 – Coach K in one car accident. No one is hurt. Tar Heels make jokes.
Dec 19 – Toly Hansbrough© comments on Tar Heels early season u

Dec 19 – “I’m always on time, I might be late for two years in a row, but I’m always on time.”
Dec 19 – Hansbrough breaks UNC scoring record.
Dec 25 – Family Feud kills Santa.
Dec 28 – ACC bowl results.
Dec 30 – ACC continues to drop bowl balls.
As Mrs. TAH, I'm a little biased, but this year in review rocks! Now, get back to your real job.
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