ANALYSIS: TOLY HANSBROUGH© ON THE HEELS FIRST NINE GAMES

Multisport future superstar Toly Hansbrough© is not without a back-up plan. If injury or some other unforeseeable misfortune (other than lack of talent) prevents him earning a living playing one of the many games he loves, the Tolinator is considering picking up the reins at TAH when his father, the TAH Editor, retires.

To wet his feet, the T-man produced and starred in his first video recap of the first nine games of the North Carolina Tar Heels basketball season.

(Editor’s Note: Yes, the Editor does stumble a bit over the latter parts of the script, but stars like Toly Hansbrough© have contracts that stipulate one take and one take only. In addition, Toly Hansbrough’s mom, Young A.T. is concerned that we might “jinx” her beloved Heels. By way of pre-publication disclaimer, we believe that size, speed, talent, depth and home court are enough to assuage any jinxes T.A.H. might conjure up. Having said that, if Evansville upsets the Heels tonight, T.A.H. may cease to exist as early as 9:01 pm tonight for a variety of different reasons.)