Tuesday, November 11, 2008


The moment Hollywood moguls got wind of the rumor that their might be some hesitation on the part of a few of the parties in the Toly Hansbrough© bidding war, they jumped into the fray with both feet.

“I’ve seen the picture and Lemon has told me all about this kid,” said Jack Donaghy, the NBC Vice President of East Coast Television and GE Microwave Oven Programming who takes responsibility for the hit show 30 Rock among others. “Do you know I’ve hosted Saturday Night Live 75 times?”

Speaking of Saturday Night Live, internet gossip hound Perez Hilton is reporting that while a bid to host SNL is in the works, several studios are also bidding on Toly’s services as they seek to remake several famous movies in his image.

Working scripts have already been received by Toly’s people for Napoleon Tolymite, Being Toly Malkovich, The Big Tolowski, Dr. Strangetoly, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Toly, Toly Python and the Holy Grail, Tolyspotting, 28 Tolys Later, Toly Hansbrough©’s Day Off, and A Clockwork Toly.

He’s even been offered the lead voice role in the CG film TOLL-E.

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