Friday, November 14, 2008

HACKS v. HICKS III

The third annual Hacks vs. Hicks III golf tournament will take place this Sunday at 10 a.m. at the Cudpeppa Country Club, Cudpeppa, VA. This exciting team golf competition that rivals both the Ryder Cup and the President’s Cup will be televised on News Channel 8 and the Comcast-Cudpeppa All Access channel.

The Cudpeppa squad has throttled the FSCC team in the first two years of the fledgling event, and FSC Captain Tom “Rugger” Blaser is looking for revenge. “They cheated,” Blaze said, “and by ‘cheat’ I mean they have guys who can actually play to their handicaps and we don’t.”

When questioned about the logic of “vanity” handicaps, Blaze quipped, “I don’t get it, either. I don’t have a sissy fade for nothin’…”

Cudpeppa Captain Carty “Fakeheart” Yowell could not be reached for comment. All Email inquires received an auto-response titled “SCOREBOARD.”

VP Kup organizer Kat Reeves had this to say about the new entry on the local golf calendar, “It’s a nice little event with no particular purpose, meaningful outcome or bad-ass post tournie party, so what’s the point?”

(Editor’s Note: Hey, who are the Arab guys?)

(Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)

1 comment:

  1. KhaaTee has new clubs and Blaze aint skeered to use the Cobra...slugfest may make the Skins/Cowboys game look like a parlor game...

    "The Kameesch"

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