Friday, August 29, 2008


Once again, it appears that the problem isn’t the coaches, it’s the players. The team, hand built by you and your henchman Vinnie C., that couldn’t move the ball for Hall of Fame Coach Joe Gibbs and now for Freshman Jim “Never Head Coached Anything” Zorn showed us yet again last night just how bad they are.

Fourteen, count ‘em, fourteen yards.

Nice, Redskins, NICE!

Now, we have determined, a la the Ol’ Ball Coach, that our third and fourth teamers can whip the snot out of your third and fourth teamers, but it currently looks like our first teamers might have some trouble with Georgia, Ohio State, USC or Oklahoma.

Surely, there is another Jeff George or Mark Brunell out there who can magically save us prior to the opening game against THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS…jeez.

Like Florida State, we’re doomed.

Running Back Clinton Portis #26 of the Washington Redskins sits on the bench (where it's safe) without padsl during the preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

(Photo by Larry French/Getty Images)

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