U.S. MEDIA REACTS TO DUKE GOLFERS SUCCESS

According to various U.S. media outlets, if former Blue Devil Kevin Streelman ultimately wins the U.S. Open the world will come to an end at 12:01 a.m. Monday, June 16. Here is a quick sample of some of the headlines:

The New York Times: DUKE GOLFER TO END WORLD
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The Washington Post: WORLD TO END MONDAY, Guantanamo Detainees and Minorities Hit Hardest

Fox News: DUKE LIBERAL RUINS PRO GOLF -- He’s a liberal, his parents are liberals, his grandparents were liberals, PGA in panic mode