Wednesday, May 7, 2008


An unidentified point guard who suffered a season ending knee injury is trying a new therapy recommended by med students vacationing in Cabo San Lucas for Spring Break. Evidently, the “vacation weary” future doctors contacted the player via email back at his university located somewhere in between Virginia and South Carolina and recommended that he “jump off a building into a pool of water” at least once a day.

Frustrated over missing most of the season when his squad reached the Final Four, the unidentified point guard said, “I was willing to try anything to get well..besides Tyler…Oops, I mean my tall friend over there…dared me to do it.”

There were unconfirmed reports that a certain unidentified Player of the Year was not far behind the injured point guard in trying the new radical treatment. Worried about decreasing his NBA value, the larger and heavier power forward who hails from the Midwest asked the pool technicians to “fill it up all the way…really, really to the top…Like overflowing” to break the fall.

Safety first.

When located, the “vacation weary” future doctors were “unable” to respond.

Whatever you do, don’t tell Ol' You-Know-Who.

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