Monday, April 14, 2008

TIGER LOSES MASTER, WORLD’S ROTATION MOVES SLIGHTY OFF KILTER

From DEADSPIN (verbatim):

It wasn't the most thrilling of finishes, but Trevor Immelman is your 2008 Masters champion regardless. Immelman, the first South African to be jacketed champion at Augusta since Gary Player in 1978, was able to protect the lead he held from the tournament's first round. Immelman's 75 wasn't all that pretty, but given the way the tough conditions decimated the rest of the leaderboard, it is impressive. On a side note, it should come as no surprise that Trevor has a crazy hot wife and a cute kid. Defending champ Zach Johnson thinks he'll have it all as soon as he embraces somebody as his personal savior.

Tiger Woods snuck into second place with a solid round of even par. If Tiger hadn't been betrayed by his putting stroke, today could have been one of his all-time great rounds. Instead, he finishes three back, and Immelman will be hosting dinner. Fuzzy Zoeller is willing to bet he'll serve "something African."

There you go.

You watched 13 hours of television and the smart asses over at Deadspin knocked it out in two paragraphs.

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