Eli Manning and Gisele Bundchen - First Baby Bro Manning gets the Super Bowl ring, then the girl? Now wouldn’t that get Tom’s jockstrap in a bun(d)ch.
Tom Brady and Tara Reid - What, you don’t root for ex-sweethearts rekindling the flame? Don’t worry–Tara Reidprobably isn’t game for it anyway.
Tony Romo and Bridget Moynahan - If you think the paparazzi likes the Cowboys QB with Jessica Simpson, imagine the tizzy a Brady Baby Mama coupling would trigger.
Terrell Owens (T.O.) and Serena Williams - What happens when you pair up two outspoken athletes who each have an overflow of self-love? Inquiring minds want to know.
Maria Sharapova and Yao Ming - This one’s only fun if they procreate. We want to see how tall their kids would be.
Roger Federer and Paris Hilton - One of the classiest tennis players ever and one of the flakiest blondes ever. Either we’ll see her sitting with refinement in a Wimbledon box seat or we’ll see him dancing on tables at Pure. Either way, we want to see it.