Thursday, February 21, 2008

LAWSON TO REMAIN OUT UNTIL NCAA FINALS

The coach of the 2005 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball National Champions the University of North Carolina Tar Heels, Roy Williams announced at his press conference following a routine win over a second-tier ACC Team that point guard Ty Lawson will sit out the remainder of the regular season, the ACC tournament and the first three rounds of the Big Dance.

When asked why, Ol’ Roy said, “To show those other guys that we don’t need him to win when they obviously can’t win with all of their best players on the court, not that we need the coaches to be arguing through the media…”

Williams concluded by saying, “I couldn’t respect that ‘other’ coach any more (or any less! Ta-dum, Ol’ Roy will be here all week, please tip the wait staff), but that fella Frank Haith down at Miami, he’s an up-and-comer.”

In other news: Tar Heels win, see below.

(AP Photo/Gerry Broome)

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