Saturday, February 2, 2008


America's most famous groundhog emerged from his burrow early on Saturday and declared that winter will last another six weeks and Duke will yet again have a crappy football season.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow shortly before 7:30 a.m. to the cheers of more than 30,000 people from as far away as Alaska and Texas, one of the largest crowds in the 122-year history of the event in the central Pennsylvania town of Punxsutawney.

Upon hearing the news, Duke’s Greg Paulus threw himself on the floor.

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