Do vertical stripes make me look fat?
Marseille's Mathieu Valbuena, left, fights for the ball with Spartak Moscow Maidana during their UEFA Cup round of 32 second leg soccer match at the Luzhniki stadium in Moscow, Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008.
FC Basel's David Degen (l) reacts after Sporting Lisbon's Leandro Grimi scored his second goal during their UEFA Cup third round soccer match in Basel February 21, 2008.
Call Olympian Michael Johnson quick. Some soccer dude stole his gold shoes!
Oh, and the Cat In The Hat socks...yike!
(AP Photo/Sergey Ponomarev and Reuters Photo/Christian Hartmann)