Saturday, January 26, 2008

USA BASKETBALL CONTINUES TO HONOR SELF

Yesterday, USA BASKETBALL, also known as CKRAP (Coach K Retroactive Appreciation Partnership) BASKETBALL, once again named their beloved coach the co-recipient of the 2007 USA BASKETBALL (CKRAP) National Coach of the Year Award, USA BASKETBALL (CKRAP) announced yesterday.

In a move that boggled the mind of long-time CKRAP observers, USA Women's National Team head coach Anne Donovan was also named co-recipient.

“What the hell is up with that?,” asked Krzysjbfvn2ski. “It’s not CADRAP, it’s CKRAP,” said Krzykdslghss9ski. “Who doesn’t get it? It’s CKRAP, OK?”

The two coaches piloted their respective USA national teams to FIBA Americas Championship gold medals and qualified both the USA men and women for the 2008 Beijing Olympics thus making them the only two coaches qualified to win the awards (as far as TAH can tell).

"USA Basketball (CKRAP) is an outstanding leader in the international basketball community and I am honored to be recognized by the organization," Krzyzfjgnv7ski said. "Of course, it is on behalf of my assistant coaches, players and staff, whoever the hell they are, that I accept such an honor.”

Selected by the USA Basketball Executive Committee as the co-recipients of the National Coach of the Year award, Donovan and Krzgjnpq3ski are now eligible for the U.S. Olympic Committee's 2007 National Coach of the Year Award, which is expected to be announced in the spring of 2008.

TAH has no doubt that USA BASKETBALL (CKRAP) will name the USA BASKETBALL (CKRAP) coach the USA BASKETBALL (CKRAP) National Coach of the Year.

Any ckrappy questions?

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