RULE AMENDMENT: THE MIDNIGHT RULE UPDATED

For years, we have emphatically advocated the Midnight Rule: Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight. “Good” in that “stay out of prosecutable trouble” sort of way.

Today, we add the “Pacman Addendum” a subset of the rule, or perhaps, as Captain Barbossa of Black Pearl fame says of the Pirate's Code, "it's more like a guideline.”

Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 A.M. – it’s not being in a strip club that gets Pacman in trouble, it seems to constantly be that he’s there at 3 a.m. So, just get out of there by 2 – 2:30 and it’s all good.

Problem solved.

Oh by the way, Wanda Jackson dropped the charges against Pacman. So either he didn’t "sucker punch" her in the nose at 3 a.m. in an Atlanta strip club, or he did and now she’s OK with it.

Who knows?