HACKS CALL FOR CAPTAIN’S HEAD

Following the second straight overwhelming victory for the Hicks from Kudpeppa C.C. (aka Cowtown C.C.) over the Hacks from Hackberry Creek C.C. (aka Horseville C.C.), rumors are swirling about the future of Hacks Cap’n T-Blaze (right).

An anonymous source close to the Hacks (Kat) said, “Look, it ain’t like he’s Curtis Strange and we lost AND he’s a miserable prick…Blaze is an awesome guy, we just need to shake things up and get a win. I’d nominate Chipman, but he’s such a loser.”

“I can’t imagine why anybody would want to replace Blaze,” said Kudpeppa Cap’n Cardiac Carty “Billy Bob Thorton” Yowell. “He’s an awesome dude...Problem is, his golfers suck.”

Various media sources have reported extensively on the recent rematch which ended in yet another Hicks’ victory (2-0 in the long running traditional series). “They went all Belinchick on us,” said another anonymous Hack (Dill), “They stepped on our necks, and they never let up. It was ugly.”

The controversy is so wide spread that up and coming poet JJ Redick, a former Duke standout and NBA apprentice, took a few moments to pen a few lines to commemorate this difficult moment in local duffing history...