Tuesday, December 4, 2007

EVERYBODY'S CRAZY...

...'bout a sharp dressed man. Well, maybe not everybody.

ESPN's Paul Lukas says some of the recent college football turbulence was caused by bad uniforms. He would know, he's the uni-police.
BLAME THE UNIFORMS

What is it about year-end rivalry games that lead so many teams to lose their minds when deciding which uniform combo to wear? Depending on which games you watched on Saturday, you had a decent chance of burning out your TV screen, going blind, or both.

Exhibit A: Tennessee wears solid orange against LSU.

The Effect: A cross between a frozen confection and a good source of vitamin C.

The Result: Loss, 21-14.

Exhibit B: West Virginia wears solid yellow against Pitt.

The Effect: Remember when you were a kid and your parents taught you to never look directly into the sun?

The Result: Loss, 13-9.

Exhibit C: Oregon State's sports bras take on Oregon's comic book costumes, resulting in a very un-Civil War.

The Effect: What did the good people of Oregon do to deserve this?

The Result: Like they always say, it was one of those games where it was a shame someone had to lose/win. Sports Bras 38, Comic Book Superheroes 31.


No arguments from TAH...

(Photos by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images, Chris Graythen/Getty Images, AP Photo/Greg Wahl-Stephens, AP Photo/Greg Wahl-Stephens)

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