Sunday, November 18, 2007


STOP THE PRESSES! Duke beats Notre Dame 28 – 7.

In other news:

Bush admits global warming is real.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

China grants Tibet independence.

Bill Clinton did have sex with that woman.

Arabs and Israelis kiss and make up.

Coach Krzydkghadsgs3ski stops cursing.

Barry Bonds did not use performance enhancing drugs.

Alex Rodriguez needs the money.

Michael Vick loves dogs.

O.J. is innocent of all crimes.

John Paul Jones is a drummer, a sea captain and a war hero who has an arena named after him in a land-locked city that he never visited or has anything actually to do with.

Korea’s Kim Jong-il is not crazy afterall.

Rosie O’Donnell is having Donald Trump’s baby.

YouBet agrees to get a license in Virginia.

Oh…sorry, our bad. Notre Dame 28, Duke 7.


Above: Duke wide receiver Eron Riley (15) is tackled by safety David Bruton (27), cornerback Terrail Lambert (20) and linebackerJoe Brockington (52). (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

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