Thursday, November 15, 2007

LOCAL OFFICIAL TO JUMP POTOMAC IN JET CAR

In an official email dated 11/14/07 at 11:17 a.m., Prince William Director of Transportation, long-time Terp fan and current Clemson parent, T. Blaser announced that on Thanksgiving morning he will be bungee jumping from the Nokesville water tower, and then follow that up by jumping the Potomac River in a jet car.

According to son, (also) T. Blaser, who is currently immersed in Brentsville b’ball tryouts, “I don’t know what the f#%& he’s thinking...Next thing you know he will leave a rivalry game before it’s over.”

Elon quarterback Scott Riddle (the third best athlete in the world) could not be reached for comment.
(BUG!!)

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