Tuesday, November 20, 2007

HAPPY THANKSGIVING: VICK JAILS SELF

In an obvious, albeit bizarre, attempt to sway the prosecution Michael "Scooby Doo Corleone" Vick surrendered to U.S. marshals Monday and will remain in jail until his sentencing on a dogfighting charge in three weeks. Happy Thanksgiving, Mike.

The Atlanta Falcons quarterback is scheduled to be sentenced Dec. 10 on the federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, but turned himself in because he was anticipating a prison term, according to a court document. Vick could be sentenced to up to five years in prison.

“We thought it best to go ahead an incarcerate Mike to protect him…mainly from himself,” Billy Martin, one of Vick's lawyers, said. “We just figured that if he was in the hooscow he might not screw up a bunch more prior to facing that bad ass judge in Virginia.”

Vick is being held at Northern Neck Regional Jail in Warsaw until his sentencing. The mixed-gender facility houses about 450 inmates, and is way too close to R. “We Are Not Marshall” Corrie’s river house.

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