Thank you, Stevie Ray.
Reeling, and we do mean REELING, from a come-from-behind loss to arch rival and bitter enemy, the University of Miami, Florida State has announced they will replace junior Xavier Lee with junior Chris Rix XCVIID (known in most circles as Drew Weatherford).
The change comes a nearly a month after Weatherford was benched and just in time for a homecoming game against Duke. This marks Weatherford's third chance at nailing down the starting job.
"We tried to analyzed this dad gum thing. The best doggone game Lee has had was against those dad blame rascals from Alabama when he came in off the darn bench," coach Bobby Bowden said. "We feel like we are just better off going with #11 --what's that kid's name? Besides, dadgummit, we don't know what the heck else to do."
Super Seminole John Clark could not be reached for comment and is rumored to still be in his house screaming about the outcome of the Miami game.