Friday, July 13, 2007


Rumors floating around the coastal areas of Eastern North Carolina make outrageous claims about a famous former college baseball player. According to sources close to the water, the former star player from a Mid-major college named after a president located in the Shenandoah Valley in a town that starts with the letter "H" that sources refuse to name (JMU), has abandoned his family and his job selling construction equipment for a major company that starts with the letter "B" that sources won't name (Bobcat) to romp around the intracoastal waterway on a stolen yacht near a town on the lower outer banks, that has two names, the first of which starts with an "M" that sources won't name (Morehead City).

According to one normally reliable source, the famous baller recently had a "meltdown of sorts...well more of a short circuit of his already shorted circuits" when the College World Series was played and he was "reminded" about the game when the University of Baseball in Texas' Roger "The Rocket" Clemens struck him out 29 times on national television...

We believe the missing person ,who we won't name here (Kat), is lounging on the fly bridge in the picture above...
Both Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears have been linked to the Katbird in other news reports.

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