NEWS FLASH – Warrenton resident, and multi-college veteran, Mike Daugherty is currently leading the 107th U.S. Open Golf Championship at Oakmont Country Club. Mad Dog used his international business connections to secure the rarely utilized “Amatuer That Has Atttended the Most Colleges and Universities and Jimmy Buffett Concerts” to secure a spot in this weeks Major.Daugherty then used his engineering skill to develop a new prototype golf club which he then miraculously got “tentative approval” from the U.S.G.A. to use during the tournament. The prototype pictured here, dubbed the “Mad Mike’s Oakmont #8 288 Yard Par 3 Golf Ball Cannon” (or Mad Dog Ball Buster for short) is expected to revolutionize the game...
…Wait, there’s some static on the line…
Oh no, we are now being told that it’s not Mike Daugherty, but some English hack named Nick Dougherty who shot a 2 under 68…wanker.
…Oh the humanity…
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