Tuesday, June 5, 2007

IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE...

...so take off all your clothes.

Unamed sources (named Blaser) from Clemson are telling TAH that the members of the Duke lacrosse team organized the party for the victorious John Hopkins squad this past Memorial Day weekend. Just like the notorious night back in March 2006 in Durham, the Duke boys asked the service for one white and one Latin exotic dancer.

“They laughed at us,” said the unnamed Duke player (Matt Danowski), “the lady just said, ‘Hon, this is Ball-Merrr.’”

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