Thursday, May 24, 2007


BLIMEY, CRAP! AC Milan defeated Liverpool 2-1 in the Champions League final Wednesday, behind two goals by Filippo Inzaghi for its seventh European Cup title. The game was seen on TV by 200 million people in 113 nations. By games end, 198,100,002 of those people were asleep. Of those remaining awake, only 3 of them were sober, and one of them died of old age during the second half.

After the game the premier soccer league unveiled their new slogan for 2008: "Goals? Who Needs 'Em?"

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